me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse
Note to self: don’t look up the insane requirements for graduate schools when you’re in a bad mood already.
just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious
Oh god my dad would be in that room
you walk into the room and go: “dad please let’s go home i am hungry”
and they all turn around collectively and chant: “HI HUNGRY I’M DAD”
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